You are on your sofa watching tv. As the Ad break comes on, you head to the kitchen to get something to eat. When you open the fridge, you notice that it is pretty empty. You haven't bought food in a few days, so it was about time that you headed to the shop to stock up.
You Grab your wallet and head down to the local shop. It's not far from your house, only about 10 minutes away on foot.As you start crossing the road, you don't notice the car flying towards you. You don't hear it coming until the last second because of your headphones. The sounds of the car's horn eventually drowns out your music and you turn to face the car just as it is about to hit you. Your eyes grow wide in shock. It's too late for you to avoid a collision. As the car reaches you, everything goes dark and there is silence. It stays like this for a long time and you wonder if you are dead.
You Grab your wallet and head down to the local shop. It's not far from your house, only about 10 minutes away on foot.As you start crossing the road, you don't notice the car flying towards you. You don't hear it coming until the last second because of your headphones. The sounds of the car's horn eventually drowns out your music and you turn to face the car just as it is about to hit you. Your eyes grow wide in shock. It's too late for you to avoid a collision. As the car reaches you, everything goes dark and there is silence. It stays like this for a long time and you wonder if you are dead.
The next thing you see when opening your eyes is an astonishingly beautiful woman with blonde hair and an enormous cleavage. She's wearing a see-through black dress which really accentuates her long legs.
"Are you done checking me out?", she says. You blush and look down. "Who are you?", you ask.
"My name is Fina, daughter of Hades. I'm given the the task of bringing ghosts to the realm of the dead."
You frown, "Isn't that supposed to be a strange hooded man in a boat?"
She smiles, "It was, until my father wanted to punish me for my slutty behavior in front of the other gods, now my task is to give the ghosts one last fuck before their eternal damnation."
"That sounds like an improvement!", you think.
She clears her throat, "You are an exception. I'm giving you a choice, because you actually died before your time."
"You have 2 choices. You can either just fuck me and then face your eternal damnation in the realm of the dead. Or you can choose one of these ancient artefacts which will transfer your spirit to a random body from throughout history and live on."
CHOICES:
Artifact number 1
ReplyDeleteGood one! ;)
DeleteLove artifact number 2 though :p
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